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The Speaker

John Garrett is a nationally recognized corporate comedian and emcee who draws on being a “recovering” Big Four CPA to deliver messages that hit home with corporate audiences. This professional member of the National Speakers Association is on a mission to strengthen teams.

John’s clean, customized performances and observations of everyday Corporate America help teams break down barriers, foster unity, and strengthen bonds. With over 1,800 performances, he consistently gets rave reviews from teams and company leaders alike for their lasting impact on employee morale and team building.

Recognizing how consumed people are in their jobs, the hilarity of everyday Corporate America and how humor transforms the morale and camaraderie of those around him, John left his cubicle to perform at corporate events across the country. Since then, John has performed for leading companies ranging from “Big Four” accounting firms to banks to technology companies to professional associations seeking an outside-of-the-box way to engage their audiences.

Tracks from his debut album, “Outside the Box,” can be heard on several channels on SiriusXM Satellite Radio and Pandora. He’s also been heard on The Bob & Tom Radio Network, featured in the New York Times, seen in concert with Train, opened for Louie Anderson at resort casinos and has been invited to perform at several comedy festivals.

The Certified Public Accountant

John received his Certified Public Accountant Certificate from the State of Illinois after sending in 6 UPC symbols from his favorite cereal boxes. As a former CPA, Senior Financial Analyst and Business Development Director, John’s experience ranges from being an integral team member for his Big Four Firm’s largest financial services client to helping launch a startup company. No matter where he went John was that adorably obnoxious guy, too easily distracted from general ledger reports and more interested in amusing his co-workers-a good thing for his colleagues, not so much for his manager. His real world experience makes it very easy for John to relate to corporate audiences. Having been an employee in the audience of many corporate events, John knows how to deliver a presentation your team will be excited to hear.

The Person

John was born and raised in a military family, so he grew up living in five states and the Azores. He received his bachelor’s degree from the University of Notre Dame, where he earned a letterman jacket as a trombone player in the marching band. John currently lives in New York City with his wife and another 8 million people. He really enjoys ice cream and college football, especially at the same time.

The Guarantee

I will work hard to deliver an exceptional presentation in a highly professional manner.